To protect the magic of her sandwiches, Sitti carved six unbreakable laws in stone with a wooden spoon. These laws weren’t just rules—they were rituals. Anyone who disrespected them would feel the Curse of the Cold Sandwich, doomed to forever eat tasteless wraps.
1. You shall not speak nor make a sound while eating.
2. You shall not throw the wrap or the sacred bag.
3. You shall not leave the sandwich unfinished.
4. You shall not eat cold – warmth is the soul of flavor.
5. You shall not eat standing or barefoot – respect the ritual.
6. You shall not change ingredients, nor summon ketchup or mayo.